Funny Messages In English

Funny Messages In English

Funny Messages In English - A funny SMS messages or a short SMS joke is the the best way to bring smile on your friend's face. Find some cool Funny SMS jokes and Funny Messages to send to your friend's mobile phone. Funny Text Messages, SMS Jokes and Funny Mobile SMS Messages are always useful in easing tension and to bringing about smile on people's faces. Get some of the best Funny SMS jokes including Sardar Jokes, clean Funny SMS Jokes etc...

Funny Messages In English

Funny Messages In English – In this article you will find various Funny Messages In English and share through social media like Facebook and Whatsapp.

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Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me! . . Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it

Officer: madam swimming is restricted in this particular lake. Lady: ok, but why didn’t u tell me when i was removing my CLOTHES? . . . . . Officer: removing clothes is not restricted at all

Some laugh at me because they think I am different; I laugh at them because I think they are all the same

The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!

A woman to Doctor: My husband has the problem of talking alot in sleep! What should I do? Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he is awake 

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Two ladies were fighting for a seat in a tourist bus ... Bus driver: stop fighting, the older one should sit here Both looked at each other and after a bit of time the fighting stopped and the seat remained empty

Boy 2 Mom : Why my GirlFriend loves a rose which dies in a day but does’t love me when I die 4 her every day!. Mom 2 Boy: Nice one Dude!! post it on FaceBook

Be crazy. Be strange. Be silly. Be weird. Be unique. Be whatever that makes you happy. Because life is too short to be anything but happy.

In very old times.... Nobody had clock however everyone had time! But now ... Everyone has the clock but nobody has time!! Strange! but true !

I kinda find it funny that any new relationship is pretty much like a new pair of shoes where we need to walk around for sometime to find out if it is really comfortable.

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When you can see things others cannot see, then there are two possible situations where we either think you are right and we call you genius, or we think you are wrong and we call you mentally ill

girl: do you have any sentimental great love cards? shopkeeper: what do you think of this card, it says: To the only boy I ever loved girl: great ... I want 10 of them!

Husband to Wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage? Wife stays silent for a bit …… Husband wondering: why you silent....?? Wife : just let me count darling ... 

Never ask a lady about her age! Never ask a man about his salary! And now-a-days .... Never ask a student about his percentage .... . Because it hurts !!!!

We both are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I will always there to pick you up. After I finish laughing, of course

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Who said my room is messy?!! why ? I just have everything handy on display. Exactly like a museum

funny sms ... Boy to Shopkeeper: Hi, I am looking for valentine card written on it YOU ARE ONLY MY 1ST AND LAST LOVE Shopkeeper: Yes, We have this .... . . Boy: Ok, Please give me 3 of those cards

The sign at the highway says: Children in the backseat without protection causes accidents but it does not say Accidents in the backseat without protection cause Children!!

When a women says what! to a man, it is not because she didn’t hear him, but she is giving him another chance to change his words before he is screwed...

If you think I’m looking at you, staring at you or giving you the eye, don’t be surprised; I am just trying to see if you have wings!! My mother told me all angels have them.

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day. Husband: Really! but you probably did not realize that I am not reading the same newspaper each day! but a new one everyday . Ooops 

We wait so long to grow up but now we want to be a kid again, it is funny, isn’t it? 

Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..? Girl: I wish you were on T.V. Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good? Girl: Ummm... Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off 

Isn’t it true ... when girls wear tight clothes or very short skirts... neither they are comfortable,,,, nor we!

Boss: Where were u born? Sardar: India Boss: ok, which part? Sardar: what do you mean by ’which part’? ... the Whole body was born in India

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Man : How old is your father? Boy : The same as of me! Man : How come ?!!!! Boy : He became a father only after I was born?!!!!!!

We have known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than just frnds? cos i like u vry much. i need some 1 beside me, will u b my partner 2 rob a bank? Happy April fool day !

I check the fridge every once a while hoping something good to eat will magically appear

One day a shepherd unexpectedly slaughter one of his own sheep for lunch!... face-sad.png Other sheeps: Did you forget to bring your lunch today? Shepherd: No, she ate my lunch idiot !! . yup... A sheep who eats his shepherd’s lunch is really IDIOT .

If u r crying, send me ur tears; If u r sleeping, send me ur dreams. If u r happy, send me ur laughs. If u r reading this send me ur smiles

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All I know about humor is that I do not know anything about it.

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was a river, you would be my ocean! If I was a Doctor, you would be my permanent patient! If I was an author, you would be my story! . But in fact I am only a cartoonist! so ...

When u r in the right place; any mistake u make it’ll be noticed only as a joke But If u r in the wrong place then even ur joke will be misinterpreted and it’ll be taken as mistakes!! So try to know where and when to move; so that you’ll always be in the right place.

Hey! you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Some laugh at me because they think I am different; I laugh at them because I think they are all the same

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Teacher: Why are you so late? Student: There was someone who lost a hundred dollar bill! Teacher: Oh, that is nice. Were you helping him to find it? Student: No, I was standing on it

Never trashy ... Always keep it classy ... With a little bit nasty face-wink.png

If a girl says don’t worry about it!! Then you better freaking worry about it

Q. Why do lazy people always claim to be perfectionists? A. Because they always take the lazy way out --- Q. Why do ignorant people always have the most to say? A. Because they think they know too much

Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ?? Dad: of course not, why? ! Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! ... Thanks Dad

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